I just dug this, don't ask why.
All the way from my favorite, Craftster, Trisha Eardley has drawn what she calls The Birth Of Clam Dip. And I think she pretty much summed it right up.
C'mon, admit it, you like it, it's cute!

Trisha Eardley says... "This is a card that I made for my brother-in-law. He is obsessed with clam dip and makes a big vat of it at every family gathering. To honor him (and his beautiful bald head), I immortalized the "Birth of Clam Dip" in this card-- modeled after the famous "Birth of Venus" painting.
I used my trusty waterproof black pen and watercolors.
Notice that my brother-in-law is holding a bowl of clam dip in one hand, and a bag of Ruffles in the other... as everyone know, Ruffles are the preferred chip for eating clam dip."
Trisha's Original Inspiration